Now
most
people
wanna
have
their
death
day...
It
isn't
a
lie
that
suicide
rates
are
trying
to
reach
the
moon.
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where
are
the
waffles
#c1p21
Tf
have
you
been
smoking
In
my
youth
I
was
accused
of
stealing
a
bike.
I
bought
a
wheelset
off
a
dude
on
craigslist
and
some
guy
comes
in
to
the
hardware
store
I
was
working
at
and
asks
me
where
the
rest
of
his
bike
was.
I
was
speechless.
Told
him
I
bought
the
wheels
on
craigslist
and
even
showed
them
the
email
exchange.
He
shows
me
pics
of
his
bike
and
sure
as
♥♥♥♥
they're
the
exact
same
wheels
down
to
the
stickers
on
the
rim
and
even
the
spoke
mounted
flashy
lights.
I
mean,
I
guess
someone
could
have
had
that
same
set
but
chances
of
that
same
size,
stickers,
and
flashy
lights
were
pretty
small
in
my
mind
so
I
took
them
offy
bike
and
was
like,
yeah
I
guess
they're
probably
yours
since
you
had
the
pics
right
there
and
they're
basically
identical,
and
gave
them
to
him.
He
came
back
later
that
day
and
gave
me
$40
for
the
set.
Said
he
was
sorry
for
getting
all
up
in
arms
but
that
he'd
saved
a
long
time
for
his
bike.
Said
he
didn't
think
I'd
just
give
them
over
if
I'd
actually
stolen
them,
which
I
hadn't.
Told
him
we'd
just
get
a
drink
after
work
if
that's
cool
and
that's
how
I
met
future
president
Barack
Obama.
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